It's a breach of zombie human rights!
Sorry, sorry.
Where's sis?
In the toilet. She's taking her time.
Must be a poo.
It seems like we've done it. What?
Really? Yes.
What's with the two of you.
Yay!
We did it!
Don't be too rough!
16 years ago
there was an outbreak of zombies in Western Mexico.
In the blink of an eye they spread across the world.
At first the world was in a panic,
But in reality the zombies were really weak.
Thank you, thank you.
6: The Dejected Comedy Duo.
I'm Okuda. Thank you, I'm Yasuda.
Not, that way, face the front.
Ah, I thought there wouldn't be anybody. There's lots of people!
Thank you for coming today. Thank you, we're Okuda Yasuda.
Thank you very much. Hey!
What are you looking at?
Okuda, Okuda, it's just the audience.
We're not something to be stared at.
Actually we are, we are. Very well, you start with the jokes.
Well, when we first entered this world
it was down to him. Ah, yes that's right.
One day he gave me a call.
Hello?
Are these guys your favourite performers Okawa?
Yes that's right. The're called Okuda Yasuda?
They're quite good fun. Aye.
Is this program the gateway to success for young performers?
He said, is this is a gateway to success for young performers?
Even though it's a net program it's surprisingly popular.
Net programs are surpr.... whatever
Please can you give my pc back. I'm going to miss Tsuikyasu...
Shut up. I can't hear it!
In half an hour Cinderella TV is starting.
Here, here!
Okuda Yasuda's Love Kick!
What a flying kick! You can't do something like that
unless you've worked your biceps and triceps to the max.
What on earth are you saying,
we start work any moment now
and they're watching comedy and making a racket.
They're slacking. Quit slacking!
I'm sorry. Good morning.
Akabane Shinsuke reporting in for duty.
What are you all doing?
What is it Tachibana? I can't believe it.
What? Those people. I can't believe it.
Everyone! Everyone. I don't know what happening but...
Let's get back to our desks. You're an embarassment to the dept.
This is unbelievable.
It's going to rain blood! It won't rain though.
Just in this way
1 month has quickly passed since the mass zombie incident in Okutama.
Our normal days of complete peace have returned.
However, days upon end with no zombies has put Tachibana in a bad mood.
It also seems like Koda is pretty irritable for some reason.
Still nothing from the Preservation Center? Nothing yet.
zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie I can't take it anymore.
Hello council examination room.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, please do, yes.
Examination Room
What are you doing, the office is empty.
Shhh! A celebrity has come in for a zombie virus check.
A celebrity? Who is it? Well that's...
I'm afraid that it's positive.
Okuda Yasuda comedy duo member Yasuda Yasushi?
Why didn't you get yourself immunised?
I was busy with work.
And also I'm confident in my physical abilities.
It's not got anything to do with that, you're level 3, nearly 4.
It's good you've been able to get up on stage.
It's been really tough.
Before we go on, I scrub out my mouth
and make up my face.
My skin is starting to crumble away.
That's how it is.
Anyway...
I have a favour to ask.
A favour?
One week from now there's an important performance.
Until then, I'd like to try and stay in this condition.
That's not possible.
It's not a question of whether we can control it with modern medicine.
Please, I'm begging you. It's a really important performance.
If Okuda Yasuda can win, they'll be the programs champions.
Is that so?
He should just become a zombie already. No no no...
I'm not interested in the Tokuho thing.
With this in....
You musn't.
I'll say it again.
I won't get any laughs with this in.
Listen up. I'm definitely getting up on that stage.
What? I understand how you feel... but give up.
Who the hell are you?
He said he's your fan.
Yes, your last performance was awesome.
If you're my fan, you'll understand right? Just how important this performance is.
We'll be famous!
Even if I have to go down on my hands and knees, I have to do this!
If you get up on stage as you are now
There's a possibility you'll harm your fans.
I'm sorry but can't you give it up for us.
Let's get you registered as a Tokuho.
Are you saying I'm no longer a celebrity but a zombie?
Come on, let's go.
You've got to be kidding me.
Hey hey... Tachibana.
Step aside, young lady.
You're not getting through.
I'm not a zombie.
I'm a celebrity!
He's diving out the window?
Diving!?
Ah, well it's the first floor.
Anyway, he's totally different to his character on the program.
Several days later.
Ah, that man over there.
Erm... Are you Okuda?
Ah, yes?
Okuda Yasuda comedy duo member Okuda Koji
Sorry for calling you out suddenly like this.
I'm sorry for all the trouble my partner is causing.
Don't worry about that... Please get up.
His character too... It's no good, I'm totally confused.
So what I mean is
Yasuda's symptoms have progressed a long way.
We have to find him soon so we can deal with him appropriately.
I'm sorry. No no no.
It's nothing for you to apologise for. That's wrong.
I've had an inkling for a while now
that Yasuda was infected. Pardon?
We're always together so it's natural I'd know.
If that's the case, why didn't you get him checked out earlier?
I guess being a Tokuho would be bad for your image.
You'd lose your fans. That's not it.
It's right that I was afraid of letting this chance slip by, but
it's just we've always had a dream we've wanted to realise.
The both of us, together.
Some kind of half arsed... Tachibana!
He's been a friend of yours
since your days at high school.
We make a joke about how our comedy duo was formed, however
That's right... you invited Yasuda to be your partner.
Everything is actually the opposite.
This was during our high school days.
Yasuda was a no-good delinquent.
You bastard!
Hey you, do something funny.
sign says... I feel like I didn't completely empty my bladder. (Pissy pants?)
Something funny but...
I was bullied relentlessly.
1, 2, 3,
4! You're not funny at all!
I'm very sorry... Why are you apologising?
The classroom doesn't belong to me.
It's is as much yours.
Well...
The two of us, at each extreme, had one thing in common.
Neither of us had any friends.
Ah! Bloody reflection essays!
Why is it that every time I get into a fight.
I have to write one of these stupid things.
Hey pissy pants.
Yes?
Don't you hate always being teased
by those bastards?
They always strip you naked or half naked.
If they laugh, they won't hit me.
What's with that... it's harsh.
For a long time I've liked to make people laugh, so it's not particularly harsh.
That's not right is it.
You're not laughing are you!
Just a minute. You are the one that was bullied,
and your partner is the delinquent? Yes.
Yasuda was too powerful a fighter
Even amongst the bad lot, he was cut off.
Well... what about that flying kick?
Yasuda gave me some intense training so I could do it.
Is that right.
It was Yasuda that rescued me from my state of misery.
No I can't.
Take one.
I can't, it's bad, socially speaking.
What do you mean socially. Because we can be seen
by people... How excessively self conscious are you!
No one can see us, take one!
Okay.
Is it good?
It's good. Is is good?
Hey.
Would you become
a comedian with me?
Pardon?
It's a bit embarrassing but
I love comedy.
It's that right?
My parents are pretty shitty,
my home situation was pretty grim.
So, in order to escape
I was always watching the television.
If I did that, the stupid comedians
would always make me laugh.
You right! You only have guts when it comes to jokes.
Make that your weapon and let's fight this shitty society.
How can we fight it.
With jokes. Ow!
Jokes? With jokes!
So
won't you fight with me.
Somehow we have to do it.
Let's take the top!
With jokes? With jokes.
Sure! Come on!
The top! The top!
Have you finished reminising? What?
Let's get to finding and capturing him.
Wait Tachibana, capturing you say!
Do you have a problem with that? Well...
You see, erm...
What is it? Spit it out!
Erm... I, as things are while I can't accept it,
I don't want to make Yasuda a zombie.
What? Accept it or not, if you become a zombie you become thoughtless.
You know that too don't you senpai! I don't know that!
Because, because, well none of us have become zombies.
Please could you do something for me.
For just a short while, please let Yasuda realise his dream.
At least until our performance is over in three days.
Please!
Hey, Rin-rin!
There are various opinions about
the originator of zombie movies but
I think it was the 1932's White Zombie.
This showed zombies as pitiable.
They were working from morning to night
in some kind of factory, for nothing.
It's a breach of zombie human rights!
Is your story finished. Yeah, sure.
This is from the preservation centre.
What! Why didn't you tell me sooner!
Because you hadn't finished talking. Read it, read it.
With regard to your request for the delivery of certain Tokuho.
The Preservation Center is unfortunately
unable to confirm the presence of those particular undead corpses.
As for making an appeal...
Wait, stop, stop. What?
Why can't they confirm the existance of the Zombies?
It doesn't say. What?
Isn't it your imagination that there's a new type of zombie.
For the time being, please just let me examine them.
Let me have the 3 zombies as soon as possible.
I understand. Please leave it to me.
He wasn't here either.
With this, we've searched all the places Yasuda usually frequents.
Yes. Well it can't be helped.
We'll go back for today. There is no point blindly searching.
He is bound to show up
in 3 days, at the concert.
What? He's dangerous.
I will definitely stop him.
Peservation Center
Not present, what does that mean?
Well, they're not registered on the database.
Maybe it was dealt with as an unidentified, unauthorised zombie?
Unauthorised Zombie: An unidentified zombie wandering about outside.
There's no way they're unidentified, I confirmed it when they were captured.
Even so, if they're not in the database
there is nothing we can do.
We'll be famous!
Even if I have to go down on my hands and knees, I have to do this!
He's dangerous.
For just a short while, please let Yasuda realise his dream.
I beg you.
The top.
The day of the finals.
Okawa, it is a stakeout, What's with me getting anpan and milk!
Go and buy it yourself! I'm not your servant!
Shinsuke.
Sister! What are you doing here.
Ah...well that's for me to ask.
What? Are you going to see the Comedy competition?
Ah, that's right. You said we should go on a date sometimes.
And laughter is good for the baby.
Yes, yes...Enjoy. Sorry, I need to rush.
Wouldn't it be better to be at the back door?
I want to see him with my own eyes.
He'll definitely come in at the front.
He could become a zombie anywhere right?
Sorry for the wait.
Still no Yasuda? No, still nothing.
Here he comes. Sort yourself out!
Yasuda, thank goodness,
you're not a zombie.
No, but he's come prepared to force his way in.
Is he strong? He looks strong!
Yes, unbelievably so.
Rin-rin! Tachibana!
You're pretty good aren't you. That's no ordinary bamboo sword.
It's an original with a lead pole built in. Whatever, get out the way!
I've no appetite for fighting a woman.
You can hardly talk.
You're a zombie, so come here!
Even if it kills me I'm getting on that stage
before I become a zombie. If you're a dead, you're a zombie!
Yasuda!
Enough, give up.
I can't give up!
Not before we reach the top!
There is still more to do!
I...this...
Shinsuke! Idiot...it was because you butted in.
You! Don't don't don't!
Yasuda Please get up on stage!
Wait, what do you think you're doing?
Yasuda symptoms still haven't appeared.
but what happens if he turns into a zombie onstage.
At that time we will have our turn.
Why are you going to such lengths?
Nobody happily becomes a zombie.
I don't want Yasuda to leave behind regrets.
And also... And also?
Don't you want to see the two of them realise their dream on stage?
Take it easy on the straight man
It would be bad if ended on stage.
Yes.
Right now it's time for the battlefield! What's there to cry about!
Let's go!
You're no good! Well
Hayfever's tough right. It's tough, did you go to hospital?
The hospital right. Well, I went.
What department did you go to? Er, ophthalmology?
What's that all about! It's not coming from your eyes!
Do you get hayfever? I get hayfever.
What kind of hayfever do you have? It's pansies.
Is it boring? Ah, sorry, it's fine.
I just zoned out a little.
If you say it's all plants, you're a special flower yourself!
Cut it out, you just stand there a moment.
Don't move from there. Er what, a suprise?
What is it? What's going to happen?
OkudaYasuda kick!
You avoided it!
Um. What is it?
It's certainly suberb how those two have switched places.
Eh? I'm not going to cross swords with him.
I'll allow him to continue to the end.
Hey, hey Yasuda has gone silent.
Yasuda hey Yasuda!
What? The pain from being hit must have made him forget?
Lately, somehow I'm always a bit sluggish.
At first I thought maybe it was a cold.
After that my breath really started to stink
and then after that my nose started dripping pink goo.
Sorry about this. What are you talking about!
I think there are people here who know what I mean.
Somehow it seems that I've been infected with the zombie virus.
Stop with the bad jokes.
See, that didn't hurt at all.
As for the comedy duo
we on top form aren't we.
Erm? Aren't you going to hit me?
I tricked you!
It only hurt a bit,
but I thought I'd make him feel bad.
What an effect. Take a look, he's going to cry.
Hey, look at me.
Are you ok?
Come at me, full strength.
Hey! Come here!
You, don't move from this spot.
I'm sorry. We didn't make it to the top together.
Idiot!
Oh no, this time I really want to become a zombie.
What are you eating, we're in the middle of our comedy.
I'm sorry It's a conditioned reflex.
I guess it can't be helped.
Can we do it one more time! Next time I'll be okay.
Well, how about we switch places?
Switch?
Let's try you being like me and I'll be like you.
It'll be more fun doing something were not used to.
You want me to hit you?
Yes. No way! Definitely impossible.
Okuda wait!
Okuda! Hold on! Stop running away!
Okuda! You'll get used to it.
Hey, I said do it!
We will be reborn!
Thank you Yasuda.
Okuda Yasuda kick!
Let's go.
Good work! As Rin-rin said
let's keep it up to the end. Please take him quickly.
Yes.
These are special guests from the Tamagawa Special Welfare Department.
Zombie
Capture completed!
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
That was fun!
I can't believe Shinsuke appeared. I know!
Let's go again. Sorry.
What?
Um. Ah.
It's nothing.
Let's go.